Pickin up with the right lines

Thursday, June 25, 2009
Current mood: apathetic

So I decided tonight that we should first take a moment of silence for our one and only Michael Jackson...the world may never be the same. Where would we be without Thriller???? Wow. He had some issues but history wouldn't have been the same without him right? RIGHT!



Okay so now that we've done that...I am dedicating this blog to the pickup lines of history cuz the people who come up with them are incredibly ingenious and unique. Some of them deserve that recognition.



One of my favorites has to be: Every girl is beautiful in some way, but you are beautiful in every way. Wow...yeah that probably would have won me over. Or Hey does this rag smell like Chloraphorm to you? lmao that's priceless. I have to give the cake to one of my former boyfriends though. He saw a bunch of guys checking me out at a restaraunt and instead of getting jealous or talking crap or anything like that...he leaned down where they were checkin out my ass and caught their attention long enough to smile and say..."Yep, you know the kicker? She's smart too." Then he put his arm around me and lead me along like nothing had happened. It was neat because he made me feel good about myself and at the same time, got to show off what he was proud of. He always made me feel as if I was the only woman he ever thought about and that I was special. NOT SAYING that my boyfriend now doesn't. He does! However, it was unique and I think deserved recognition on here before it ever slips my mind that it happenened.



I think the easiest way to seal the deal with a woman if you're trying to pick her up is by simply making her feel appreciated. We really don't need cheesy pick up lines or anytihng. We just want to feel special n your eyes. Any compliment you give is usually appreciated as long as you don't do it so much it wears it out. We all think about how our shirt falls and how our hair looks. Even people who have crazy messed up hairdo's probably sat in front of the mirror with the idea of making it look that way. And when it is noticed...we like to know it.



My man calls my look classic, which makes me appreciate him even more than if he were to tell me DAMN you look sexy. Comments like "You remind me of Marilyn Monroe" keep me thinking that I am beautiful or classy. This is what I want to be. Sexiness is nice, but that's between him and me. I like to hear that at home or whispered to me so that it's pointed out but not focused on in general. Men!!! Be sweet...don't worry, it doesn't then create a trap to you always having to be that way. We will let the more exotic side come out when it's necessary. If you ask me...my motto has always been to be a lady on the streets. If you wanna be a freak in the bedroom...that's your decision. But dressing modestly to a POINT will get you more men ladies. And with it...you get respect as well. Respect yourself...make him respect you. If he doesn't...HE'S NOT WORTH IT! Run...fast...before you're stuck. Good men are out there. They aren't perfect, no one is, but they do know how to make up for their faults just as you do. Give it a chance but dont take shit!



To MY LADIES! Love you much! To my guys...you know who you are...take care of them. It'll come back on you 2fold if you play your cards right! INTERNET IS BACK UP! BE BACK TOMORROW!!!!