Thursday, July 30, 2009
Current mood: nerdy
So I had just finished talking to one of my friends here on Myspace about how I was starving and wanted to go to the taco place here in town to get me some nachos due to the fact that everyone was busy and I couldn't get ahold of ANYONE (I have this thing where I can't sit down and eat at a restaraunt by my lonesome). when my sister walks in. Cool! I told her to put her fast food in the fridge cuz we were goin out! We jumped in her car and went to Applebees. Awesome. I love treating my sis to dinner cuz she's done it for me in the past so much it's not even funny. I used to be professionally broke. I did a fantabulous job at it too. Anyways, so we were OFF! Dun dun dun. Havin a blast, us two single chicks out on the town all dressed up.
Well, a group of guys had just gotten into a truck and were leaving. They jump out on the highway but not before they start with the cat calls, "Hey there girls" "ow ow" "mmm, you two look good". Well, my sister turns around because I'm facing my phone sending out a pretty funny text and she says hey who said that. I pointed at the truck that was now driving very slow so that they can watch us walk into the resteraunt. Then I look back down at my phone...not a good idea at this particular moment. There was a concrete barrier at just the right point to jump up and grab my right foot. (okay maybe I totally tripped over it lol.) Well, They're still throwin out words from the truck but all you could hear was me yell..."Oh God". Then they echoed..."Oh God". My body was trying so hard to NOT go forward but no luck. I reached for my sister as my arms flew around. Not happenin cuz well she was walking in front of me and I realize at this point that if I grab her leg like I wanted to, that she would fall too...so I threw myself away from her. All this time, those guys are sayin "Catch your friend" "Oh no, oh oh catch your friend" lol. Thank goodness I'm not clumsy or anything lol. So when I throw myself away I graze my hand on the ground and hit my knees hard. Apparently one knee took the most of it. My pants ripped and I was DOWN. I rolled over and was laughing so hard at the fact that there was commentary throughout the entire thing. Then I hear the doors shut. The guys actually STOPPED and ran over to help me up and check on me because where is my sister? Well she was hearing them talk but had no idea what was happening, so she turned around in time to see me hit the ground and started laughing HISTERICALLY. One of them came over because they were really concerned telling my sister on the way that she's not helping. I was laughing so hard I can't breathe. I think the only thing that saved me from being horribly embarrassed was cuz I said..."I think I need resucitation.!" "Someone give me mouth to mouth!" They were laughing by then cuz the one guy RUNS to me and says "I'll Help!" lmao. I get up and brush myself off and they get in the truck and leave. By this time, I'm bleeding. My knee was all jacked up and I was limping just a little.
THANK GOD my parents paid Thousands of dollars for 13 years of dance lessons so that I may be this graceful :) lmaorotf...or not lol.
I went straight from there to the bar to drop off a gift my sister had bought for someone and I had to explain why my pants had blood on the knee and why I was on my knees to the point that they were sore lmao. Then went to rescue a friend which was Laying underneath a vehicle. Don't worry, it wasn't running and it was a perfectly workable car. No wreck or anything. He just assumed it was better under there than where he was. Why? You ask. I'm not saying. My lips are sealed. That's his deal and not my story to tell FOR SURE...however, he WAS laying under a car to avoid the rain that was coming down. WE had a blast laughing and exchanging witty banter with some friends of ours and then took off. He poured peroxide on my leg which BURNED LIKE THE FIREY PITS OF HELL! okay, it wasn't that bad. But it did burn a lil ;) Then he cleaned it up and we kicked it for a while. It's the simplest times in life that are most appreciated in this woman's life. We had a blast...i was flattered for about an hour at our friend's house which I did not hate...trust me. All in all, when I woke up this morning...I did it with a smile. Even though I was still in a little pain lol.
Probably wouldn't have been as eventful if it hadn't still been daylight out when I fell and all of the windows at Applebees were OPEN and it was dangerously close to the front door. lmao. Dinner and a show. Haha. Oh man, I love laughing at my own expense. If you can't laugh at yourself then you've got issues...worst than mine!
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