Wednesday, July 28, 2010

OMG JELLYFISH vs. RELATIONSHIPS!!!!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Current mood: satisfied

Okay, so this one will be short and sweet. I am still working and now have my computer hooked up at my new house. I wanna start by saying, I LOVE MY LIFE! I am blessed with an abundance of love, companionship, friendship, and even work. YES, I love my job. I am an interpreter half the day and the other half I am a teaching assistant at a high school. I love it. It fits me and everything I wanted to be and do. I just moved in with my best friend...someone who gets me, and my sarcastic humor. He tops me with his vulgarity but we just fit. It's fantastic! It's finally my TURN! YEEEESSSSS!!!!!! Okay, so for others in my life,



It seems as if I have been asked a lot of advice from friends lately... and I bet I can summarize it like this...

Relationships are like a jellyfish. (They just shouldn't freakin exist!!!!!)

What you need is a friendhip that you know will not only last forever, You will NEVER tire of it. Someone who makes you laugh till you cry and then keep throwin it at ya till you can't breath. I have this and it's fantastic!



DON'T...

Be together for the kids

Base a relationship on the things they say

Stay together if you're unhappy

Keep trying if it's inevitable

Be scared to be alone so you stay with them

Keep your troubles deep down till you explode

Have kids to solve the problem.



Okay, you can't run from love. You can't run from a jellyfish. You can't punch the anger out of the relationship (have you ever tried to punch a jellyfish? It won't work. Your hand will just get incased in the gooey nasty freaky creature) They're evil and you will just get zapped. You can't talk your way out of a jellyfish attack. And if you get stung...just think, at least you can heal from a relationship...You gotta pee on a jellyfish sting. So as it goes...it's better to be pissed off than pissed on...but why not avoid it in general till you are sure about it?



Okay, the exception is deep deep down in the ocean passed all hope and in the darkness there is a flicker of something beautiful. A jellyfish that looks like a saucer but filled with LEDs. They are majestic and awesome. You are missing out if you haven't seen this. WHAT? Kesha like s a jellyfish? YES because like relationships, there is always one type that is so worth it, you would be cheating yourself if you didn't give it a chance. Just don't be fooled and get sucked in. Don't get me wrong. I am careful and I would never swim with the ANY jellyfish. Don't just jump in! But give it a chance. I mean, if I hadn't had faith and trusted people to guide me passed the nasty huge ones. KEEP YOUR HEADS UP!

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