I got what I need and want

Wednesday, July 29, 2009


Have you ever experienced the skitso text where someone says something and then without deleting what they just said...they try to make up for it with MORE words? LMAO, I got one of these and in a very long and drawn out example I'm gonna show you what back-texting consists of...



So I was just thinking about you...wait..its not like I do that all the time, I just thought about this kid that I just saw and he looked like what our kids would look like, but I don't think about kids with you I'm just saying that maybe if we were to get together and have one it would look like him. Oh wait, can you just forget that I wrote this text that I haven't sent yet but I would be so imbarassed if you take this the wrong way. Please just ignore this text. It's retarded, no I'm retarded. Don't be creeped out by this. Can I come over...I mean as friends. You don't have to do anything. But we can if you want. I'm so hot right now...are you? Wait don't answer that. I'm going to bed. Could you stop texting me please? I'm going crazy over here. I love you still...no wait...I don't. Delete this text. I mean...HEY answer this....what are you doin? Who are you with? Why? No wait, forget I put that. Just wanna know if you wanna kick it?....



yeah...(send)

Oh shit...shouldn't have sent that. Maybe I'll call.



Yeah not the right thing to do people. JUST press delete or don't send it. lol.Oh yeah, she's on a roll. Fellas!!! She's not a hooker or a fall-back. She's got a life and probably is working on something that has nothing to do with you. You should not assume just because you've "been there" that it will happen again! She picks and chooses who she will be with and expecting that is only going to get YOU...my friend...rejected. OUCH! Don't push me. Just because you have a past with her. She's got one hell of a body, but her mind is much too clever for you to mess with.

OH speaking of, have you ever noticed that when you get told a dirty joke especially one about giving oral sex you react with the "OH" face? You think it's a natural reaction or is that rehearsed too much? LMAO OH yeah that ones below the belt. Next time you tell a dirty joke, watch the female reaction. I betcha it happens :O. lmao hilarious my friends hilarious.

Well it's 2:30 in the AM and I have something to tend to. And it's NOT my ex. Just so we're clear on that one. lol. I just got pushed off the edge of knowing what I have and what I want.

I do have what I want. it's perfect for now.