Lick it, poke it with a stick, run like hell. lol

Monday, September 28, 2009 .

Current mood: mischievous

OMG Cousin I miss ya! lol. I haven't thought about that in a while. I needed that laugh. I guess I DO still use the method tho. You see, when my cousin and I were younger, we used this method in any situation that brought us issues lol. We started with simple little problems. Well when a pen doesn't work, people shake the pen or roll it on paper. This is not how to fix it! Lick it. Promise it works lol. (Way to get the ball rolling) Now of course this one was not as dirty sounding when we were younger. lol. Anyways, so then we ran into other issues. Like the tarantula problem. See we lived in a small town and at certain times of the year, we experience an over abundance of tarantulas. Just about the same time that there are tons of rabbits and the coyotes start howling and yipping all night long. It's actually really cool until they start getting domesticated and coming into the town like dogs. Scary. Anyways. Tarantulas are wierd and dry out at times and don't move cuz they're dead. Well we saw one in her yard and we were gonna see if it was alive. Well, licking it was not the right way to go about this. So we decided there has to be an alternative to my original way of fixing things.. (Hmmm, we could just poke it, but then again, I am not a huge fan of spiders) OH!!! Let's poke it with a stick. So we pick up a stick and poke it. It moves. FAST. It rears up and HONEST TO GOD it chased her into the house. You've never heard us scream so girly in our lives and we were pretty close to tomboys back then it was rare for us to do that. I mean, we spent alot of our time decking ourselves head to toe in Mud just because we could. Bathing suits were an entire wardrobe for us. lol. (AgAIN...this wasn't so dirty back then lol. Now if I were to say I got in a bikini and decked myself from head to toe in mud...people would not react the same lol). Okay so now there are two methods and they go in this order...Lick it, Poke it with a stick, and the last one, was the Runnin like hell cuz if the first two don't work then you better have a backup plan when it backfires. I suppose it still works at times. Just not all times as an adult lol. I'd give it a try. But when my friend is broken hearted, (although I may find it funny) They may not like it if I licked em...or well maybe they would lol. Probably wouldn't like me to poke em with a stick but then again...You never know lol. Maybe I should try putting this into my daily life again :) Let's see if it works. hehehe. OH I'm GONNA GET MYSELF IN TROUBLE! I can feel it.