Why aren't you married???

I was doing a little late night, or early morning depending on your take of it lol, but anyways, I was reading and came across something funny and decided I would indulge on it.

Anyone who truly knows me can vouch for the fact that I put on a pretty good front when I'm asked if I have what I want and I'm happy. Don't read this sideways cuz I am happy but I do want to be married and have kids but I am one of the few 26 year old women that I know that STILL rocks her maiden name. lol. I don't know, just hasn't been in my cards yet I suppose but I am PROUD to be the last in my immediate family that still upholds the family name :) My hope is to someday be a proud owner of a new last name but so far, not my time. Here are some answers to the question, "Why aren't you married yet?" to get me by until that day...may it ever come. :)

TOP TEN REASONS to give when asked "Why aren't you married yet?"

1) It gives my mother something to live for.
2) WHAT? And ruin my sex life? NO WAY.
3) Because I LOVE hearing this awesome question.
4) Why aren't you single anymore?
5) My job doesn't allow spouses.
6) I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
7) My fiance is waiting for his parole. LMAO (well it fit earlier in life lol)
8) What? And lose all the money I've invested in personal adds?
9) I'm waiting till I'm old...you know, your age lol.
10) It doesn't seem worth a blood test lol.
11) I already have too much laundry to do...thanks tho lol.
12) I heard of a great singles bar opening up on my block.
13) I'm married to my career, but we have been discussing separation.
14) Because it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
15) I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

16) I've never had one before...why does it matter now?

EH I found it entertaining. Of course, I added a few in and changed them all lol. BUT same jist ;)

TILL NEXT TIME,
- Kesha Flint