Just for smiles

So lately I have noticed that the pickup lines have gotten old. Can I borrow a quarter to call my mom, did it hurt when u fell from heaven, damn you're tall...yeah, I've heard it...along with everyone else in the place, so I decided I would search some out to help you out next time you see someone you wanna be clever with. Now my favorite is definitely the one I found a couple weeks ago stating "if you were a shin, I'd bang you on my coffee table" hahaha hilarious, but here are some more to think about, or possibly just to get a giggle out of you. If I have saved one thing through all of this, it is my sense of humor. So...humor me and read these I found! .............................. If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close... ....,.,.....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. ................,.....,,,,,,,...,,,,,,,.,,, You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. ........................................ Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'? ........................................... When God made you, he was showing off. .......................................... I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman! ...........................,,,,,,,,,,................ [Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ............................................. (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me! ..................................................................... Muahahaha worth a second look right? They make me laugh so I would probably at least stick around for a few and get to know this funny person a bit better lol - Kesha Flint