Wish in one hand...

9/8/10

So growing up I always caught myself saying, "well, wish in one hand and Shit in the other". You know...I think that this is probably something we should disect together. :)

Well, let's say, "I'm wishing for something that will never happen. I wish I was a millionair and had a live tiger to pet and love on whenever the need may arise in my loving brain and that I would never have to watch what I eat or take insulin EVER AGAIN!" Well, this my friends, is a pocket dream. (imagine me reaching up and grabbing that wish out of the air and sticking it in my pocket for a later day.) Does this mean it will ever come true? NO! I tell the kids to do this when they tell me something incredibly unrealistic and it just convinces them that I heard what they said and makes them drop the conversation so that we can concentrate on learning. In other words, it gets them to drop it. And it is SO cute watching them and imagining they truly can pick it out of the air and stick it into a jean pocket. The girls even bring it to me if they have skirts on and I put it in my pocket for a later date. lol. ANYWAYS...okay...well let us pick a more likely wish. I wish I had a puppy. NOW (jump on my wave of thought please...don't worry it's fun). I CAN have a puppy and in this case, I will get two on Friday. I'm going to put that wish in one hand. I'm going to shit in the other. Because that is what the saying indicates will happen. On Friday I will have a puppy as I wished, so......YAY it came true. NOW...why the Hell did I shit in the other hand? It all ended up great and I got my way but to me, the saying makes no sense and it's just plain gross. MORAL OF THE STORY??? Wish for what you want. Nothing good can come of shittin in the other hand. (And just a note to a special someone who believes taking a crap will always make you feel better if you feel sick or down or have anything wrong with you actually) When it's in your hand, I guarantee you're not going to walk away feeling so great lol.

SORRY for the breaking down of this saying. It's a nasty concept...but I had to do it...WHY? CUZ IF I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT....YOU SHALL TOO! HA! Sorry if you dissagree also, but i DIDN'T make ya read this lol.